We've Added Stuff to the Website

Plus other bits of writing maybe

Hello there people of the internet! I’m Ross and I’m basically here to say that we’ve added stuff to the website. I guess that’s what you call a restock? Anyway… if you want to have a look then there should be a button if you look down, if not then you have two choices: A) delete this email and continue on with your life. B) Read on and see what other shit I say.

Here’s a button:

What’s been added?

Umm… that’s a great question.

I think we did quite a few “perfume” type scents. Like we’ve added Alien, Good Girl, N°5, and then Bleu. I’ve never heard of Good Girl before, so good luck having a good product description for that, and all I did for Bleu was give you exactly what it is. The French version of Blue.

Oh I’m sorry, did you expect something more sensible? Wrong place my friend.

After that we do have some other NEW ones. Which is Sugarplum Fairy, Raspberry Frangipane, Hot Cross Bun and Carrot Cake. Yeah I think that’s it. In my head I thought that we did more, but seemingly not. In fairness, it’s been a lot of stuff just being added back in stock.

Ramble about Being Sick

Right I’m bored of writing about the restock now. I’ve done a pretty shit job at “marketing” this restock as we were ill earlier in the week and now we have Isabelle’s birthday on Sunday so we’re doing stuff over the weekend I guess. But I’ll get back on content on Monday I dare say.

Meanwhile… Let’s talk about being sick.

I hate it.

I don’t hate it because I hate being sick, sometimes the actual being sick part is kinda nice because you feel good after it, but I just hate feeling like shit. It makes me VERY depressed for some reason. Like the whole world feels bleak and miserable and that I feel like this is my life now. I’m never going to feel well again and all is lost in the world.

Then there’s that dread feeling you get when you know you’re going to be sick but it’s not quite coming. And then I think about dying and then I feel more depressed and I wonder what the point of life is if we’re just going to die.

And then Rachel looks at me and just thinks “what the fuck is this”.

She probably has a point. It’s just a little sickness bug and Ross has an existential crisis.

Just count yourself lucky I’m writing this a few days removed, I almost got out of bed the other night to come down and write a load of shit because I had so much swimming through my head. Most of that has gone now so luckily for you, you don’t have to have all of that.

Anyway…

So yeah… I guess I’ll leave you with that.

In short, the restock is live… I’ll try and do better next week and get back into doing cool content stuff.

Hope all is well and all that jazz.

Thank you for reading,

Much love

Ross & Rachel x