Ross Vs Rachel: Back Garden Challenge

PLEASE DON'T PICK RACHEL

Hello people of the internet! I might regret doing this one, but we’ve just added some stuff to the website, and one of those things is a Ross vs Rachel Teddy Pot.

Ross Vs Rachel: Back Garden Challenge

So we’re having a little bit of a battle where YOU get to decide the outcome. We’ve both made 50 Teddy Pots that are totally FREE and whoever “sells” their 50 pots first will be the winner.

The loser, will then have to sort the back garden out. For those wondering what sort of job that will be, here’s how it currently looks:

I will say that it is only ONE POT per order and you can’t get one of each. So you either pick me, or you just don’t get a pot it’s fine. Honestly, Rachel’s pot smells horrific anyway. Like imagine the worst thing you’ve ever smelled in your entire life, her pot smells 20 times worse than that.

It also contains every STI known to man and those infections will transfer to you when you open it. Sorry about that.

Other than that…

So we’ve added a LOT more in our Other Stuff section: most of it is inappropriate snacks. And then we’ve replenished a lot of stock. Mainly doing things like topping up the Teddy Tubs.

So we’ve added Hundred Acre Wood, Avobath, and Raspberry Ripple. Then topped up other ones like Snow Fairy.

We also have fairly random stuff like a Tennis Box:

You know, it is Wimbledon season after all.

And yeah, other than that, I think that’s it. As usual, we will be trying to add stuff a little more sporadically these days so we’ll probably be back next Friday going “oh we’ve added more again”.

Anyway…

I have to go and get Chinese. And then we’re going to watch the last two episodes of Stranger Things. Or that’s the plan anyway. But we do have three kids so chances are shit will go south and we’ll end up watching Mira the sodding Royal Detective. But we’ll see.

As usual though… thank you for the support! I do have other stuff I perhaps want to write about, so the next newsletter might be less “LOOK AT THIS!” and more “Oh I’m about to talk mad amounts of shite”. So yeah… look forward to that one I guess.

Thank you for reading, we really do appreciate all of you. Except those who get the Rachel pot. I hope you run out of milk and the shops are shut.

Much love,

Ross & Rachel x