Hello people of the internet! Are you ready to get all fresh and clean? Well this week we’ve topped up the fresh & clean collection on the website. Which is always incredibly fun as it’s never been my favourite range, so I have to sit here now and pretend it’s the BEST THING EVER.
Spoiler alert: that’s not what I’m going to do.
Restocking our Fresh & Clean range
After having a few weeks where we’ve had a little more “fun” with our scents and introduced Fairyland and Pirates, we thought we’d jump back into sensible. Fear not, back to slightly weird next week, don’t worry.
But I have still managed to redesign some of the wax melts to brighten them up a little bit. Honeysuckle & Sandalwood once had a very boring design that didn’t do the scent justice, and Strawberry & Lily wasn’t much better either. So they’ve been revamped to look a little bit nicer, what do you think?
As for the other scents in the range, we’ve mostly just topped them up. Ever so occasionally we have restocks that are “less sexy” and just more productive. At the end of the day, coming on here going “WE’VE GOT CLEAN COTTON” isn’t going to make anyone moist - BUT, we still need it on the website.
I’m not sure why as I think it’s shit.
I’m looking at them all now and there is ZERO moisture in my pants.
Meanwhile someone else is reading this squelching in their pants like a pair of wellies on a muddy field.
If you’d like to exit this newsletter now - no judgements - then you can hit the following link and see the Fresh & Clean range in all it’s arousing glory.
Or I can show you loads of other things that’ll make you aroused?
What’s it going to be?
Huh?
Ok, I’ll stop.
Mother’s Day Range
If you’ve made it this far, then the next thing I’m going to talk about it your mum.
Oh God, it’s going to get worse.
Calm down, you’re safe.
Kind of.
Basically I’m here to offer to please your mother. All you have to do is pay me. That’s fair isn’t it? There are several ways I can please your mother for you. I could send you a lovely book that’s paired with a candle? Maybe send her a sexy little grey box with four clamshells in?
Or maybe I could send her three or more items from the Mother’s Day range and sort you out with a bonus 10% off.
The only thing I can’t do is offer your mother the same thing I’m getting Isabelle, Archie, and Teddy’s mother…
That is a firm no.
But you’re more than welcome to shop the Mother’s Day range…
We’ve added a new Beginner’s Box
The beginner boxes are FINALLY back on the website, but this time they’re a little bit different.
Basically, we don’t have any of those big grey magnetic boxes we used to use. We were going to buy some more as they do make really nice gift boxes, but it’s so hard on pricing. Those boxes cost around £4 a box, which when you’re selling a box around the £20 mark - we’d rather keep these boxes at that price point - then we’re already down 20% before we even put something in.
Anyway, here’s what it looks like…
You get:
One Teddy Clamshell
6 Teddy Pots
Room Spray
Ceramic wax melt burner
3 tea lights
3 liners
Scents will vary, but that’s basically what you get for £20, which isn’t bad. £20 would usually get you a room spray, clamshell and two Teddy Pots. So you’re basically getting 4 Teddy Pots, a burner, 3 tea lights and 3 liners for free. That’s alright, isn’t it?
Brownies are back
I know we suck at making brownie content, but we’ve added more brownies to the website AND WE’VE REMEMBERED TO SET THEM AS ACTIVE!
Last week we added the inventory and forgot to set 3 of them as active.
Whoops.
Blame Rachel.
But this week we’re making… brownies. What ones? I’ll check my notes.
Mini Eggs
Oreo
Bueno
Milky Bar
Ferrero Rocher
KitKat Hazelnut
Diary Milk Hazelnut
And that’s it.
My dream is to one day own an actual bakery where we can do this stuff all the time. But unfortunately no one wants to invest heavily into the business. Not that I’ve asked anywhere.
Do you have tens of thousands of pounds lying around? Do you want to give to me? Get in touch if that’s you!
And that’s probably it for this week…
I will just finish this by saying that we are actually back to running Facebook ads again. I probably haven’t done them in 8 months or so, but I’m trying to get back into them and actually learn how to do them properly.
So if you happen to see one, feel free to comment on it, or like it. Share it if you wanna get real wild. I know you already know about us, but you might help someone else realise that we’re super cool and worth having a look at. Finding new people over the last 12 months or so has been a bit of a struggle if I’m honest so MAYBE the ads will help.
But yeah, thank you once again for being here, reading all of this, and for supporting us.
Much love,
Ross & Rachel x