Naughty Night 😈

Naughty boxes and Cockshells

Hello people of the internet! I’m Ross and I’m here to talk about cock!

There goes at least 13 subscribers.

Not actual cock. Obviously. But Cockshells. Which is a very different thing.

Because we’ve just added some “Naughty” stuff to the website, so we thought we’d turn it into…

Ok… I’ll admit that this almost sounds a little creepy. But that’s not my intention. It’s not like we’re hosting an orgy any time soon. Rachel keeps asking but I’m really not down for it. I mean it just seems like it would be super awkward. Like what do you do? I wouldn’t even wanna kick up a fuss if someone was in my seat at the cinema… so I’m hardly going to go “hey, excuse me, can I just pop in for 5” in the middle of an orgy.

Anyway… I feel like I’ve gone off point.

Basically we’ve added Naughty Sweet Shop boxes and Naughty Cocktail boxes to the website, to go along with actual Naughty Boxes - the ones with a sex toy in - and then Naughty Mystery boxes. Then we have the Cockshells on the website too.

So why not turn it all into one of those wanky business things where we make a song and dance about a range of stuff we’re doing and tell you about it? And then also offer you a sexy discount code where you can have 10% off of anything in the Naughty Night range. Just use the code NAUGHTY - obviously - and you’ll hopefully get 10% off. Depending on whether or not I remembered to add the code to the website.

In fairness, I actually enjoyed doing these “themed” days last year when we did Movie Night, Fantasy, Around the World and whatever other ones we did 🤔

Naughty Sweet Shop Box and Naughty Cocktail Box

So one of the things I enjoyed doing last month was turning one of our regular gift boxes into a “Naughty” box instead. So rather than just offering a Sweet Shop box - which is also back in stock - why not turn it into a Cockshell related one instead?

Same sort of concept. You get a load of sweets - including some Cola Willies - and then 4 sweet-smelling wax melts. Only instead of Battenberg, you get this horrific nightmare-inducing mess:

I just want to give a quick shout out to my future therapist who’s currently scrolling through all my newsletters ready for my much needed therapy sessions.

I’m a A-level psychology student, and I have no idea what that shit says about the subconscious part of my brain, but I want nothing to do with it.

I spend too much time looking for GIFs 😂

Same with the Naughty Cocktail boxes though… Instead of Pena Colada, you get Penis Colada. Genius.

And you’ll get some Prosecco Willies and some Gin tasting sweets.

But… That’s not all…

We’ll also be randomly giving away FIVE Peach T-shirts to anyone who orders over this weekend.

I know… exciting shit.

For those wondering what said T-Shirts look like… then here’s our model showing them off…

I mean wouldn’t you want to go in Tesco looking like that?

Anyway…

I guess that’s about it.

This Naughty Night thing will technically run over the weekend… after that I guess we’ll be onto the next idea that I randomly get. Who knows what the hell that will be.

Thank you for reading!

Much love,

Ross & Rachel x