Hello people who like reading emails! Or people who like deals. Or people who accidentally opened this and now feel like they have to read it since it’s only polite. I’m Ross, and like every other sod in the UK I’m about to talk about the Jubilee. Are you excited? Oh I really am. Let’s go!
Jubilee Deals!
So over the Jubilee Bank holiday we’re having some automatic discounts on the website. By this, I mean you don’t have to do anything. There are three on offer and they all depend on what you spend. Here they are:
If for some reason they don’t work, give us a shout and I’ll… well I’ll do something I guess? Not sure what. Maybe try and fix the issue I guess. Isn’t that what I’m supposed to do as the person in charge and all that jazz?
Oh! We’ve added other stuff to the website too! Mainly, we’ve added a British Box! Here’s my excellent design effort for the cover image thing on the website:
Next question you might have is “oh Ross… what’s in the British box then you incredibly handsome young-looking fella?”
Well as you can tell from the photoshop skills, there are four British inspired wax melts. So Highland Heather for Scotland - sorry it’s not verbal abuse and Irn Bru - then Afternoon Tea for England - sorry it’s not verbal abuse with a Scouse twang - Daffodil for Wales - sorry it’s not verbal abuse with “butt” thrown on the end - and Irish Cream for NORTHERN Ireland. Again… sorry that’s not a verbal abuse based one too as apparently all of the UK love throwing insults at each other.
Then after that you’ll get all of the following:
6 pack of Tan Y Castell Welshcakes
Strawberry Jam
Tea
Irn Bru Jelly Babies
Guinness Milk Chocolate Mini Caramels Pouch 102g
Oor Wullie's Braw Chew Bars Bag 150g
Fry's Chocolate Cream (oldest English Chocolate)
I mean that’s not too bad is it? And it’s all of that for £24.99 before any automatic discounts.
Do you like Fried Bacon!?
We wanted to do a random “British” sort of scent… so we opted to go with Fried Bacon. Much like when we did Garlic Bread, this will be a FREE pot. But, only one pot per order like before so one of you don’t grab all of them 😂
To be honest, if I thought more about all of this before the Jubilee then I probably would’ve poured more “British” inspired scents to go along with all of this. But welcome to doing things on the fly I guess.
Other than that…
We’ve also resupplied the Teddy Pots. Not massively, but we have added a bunch more as we are trying to make sure we’ve always got a lot of variety when it comes to the pots.
We’ve actually listed the ones that will eventually be diffusers too! We’re hoping to have the diffusers on the website by the end of the month, and the scents that we’ll be launching with - to the best of my memory - are the following:
Lemongrass & Persian Lime
Black Amber & Lavender
Rockpool
Pink Fizz
Dark Plum & Rhubarb
Then maybe another one… I’m not sure…
But they’re on the website as Teddy Pots so you can kinda try a diffuser before you buy it I guess.
So yeah…
Other than that, I think that’s it.
Hope you all have a good bank holiday weekend even if you’re not really bothered by the Queen.
Thank you for reading!
Much love,
Ross & Rachel x
Verbal abuse in Scotland is a way of showing people you like them, affectionate even.
When it gets polite that's when you should worry 👀
From a Scottish person 😂😂 xx