Hello people of the internet! You all know the crack by now, it’s a Friday and we’ve added some totally cool new things to the website! If you’re new here then big up for signing up to this shite, you’re gonna love it.
Friday Night Restock: Spring Cleaning, plus TWO new Baby Powder blends!
Tonight I get to talk about fresh & clean scents! As you can imagine, I am currently SEVERELY moist. Literally dripping from the pantie area. Not that I wear panties - not sure it would do it for Rachel. I wear proper manly underwear. Now you’re probably wondering if I’m panicking and over compensating and trying to look manly. To be fair, some of you have seen me in my pants before, so we’re all friends here.
Anyway… that’s not even much of a tangent as I am here to talk about pants. Kind of. Well, I’m here to talk about unstoppable dupes, Mrs. Hinch dupes, and all things fresh & clean. So yeah, my pants.
God if you’re still reading this then you are a TROOPER!
Or you’re a very long time reader and you’re there going “bro, this is tame, wait until he has a manic phase.”
Here’s what I did on my laptop this week…
Not gonna lie, I think they look mad sexy.
Not as sexy as me in my pants.
But yeah - sorry Chinese has just arrived and I have to finish this quickly and professionally - here’s a lovely link if you want to see all the fresh and clean scents we’ve added! It’s also littered with Baby Powder blends since they’re technically clean…
Speaking of Baby Powder blends…
We’ve got two brand new ones for you guys to sample!
We’ve gone with the ULTIMATE parenting smell, and that’s coffee mixed with baby powder that we’ve called Babyccino! Totally weird, but that’s the fun!
And then we have the cutest design EVER: Baby Cherry! Let’s be honest though, the cherry is the cutest fruit, isn’t it?
Usual crack on the Baby Powder blends, we’re doing buy 4 get 1 free - although there are 8 to pick from.
We understand you’re taking a MASSIVE risk on these since you have no idea what they’ll be like, so why not have a free one. You get another free bloody pot with your order too!
So yeah… I think that’s it from us this week. Sure, it’s short and sweet, but you try writing this with Chinese next to you. Let’s be honest, I’d only fill the rest of this with talk about my pants, and 97% of you won’t want that. The other 3% are proper dodgy and would love it. I’m watching you.
Anyway, we hope you all have a good Easter weekend. Just a heads up, nothing can get sent until Tuesday, so don’t be emailing on Monday going “where’s my order!?” when we all know today has been a bank holiday and Monday is. Don’t blame me for the delay, take it up with Jesus.
Thank you for reading, you’re a legend for being here!
Much love,
Ross & Rachel x