Friday Night Restock!
We've got some cool new stuff!
Hello people of the internet! I’m Ross, and I’d like to start this off by saying sorry. Don’t worry, I’m not saying sorry because I’ve made some sort of politically incorrect joke and now I need to save face. Never works anyway, you’re better off telling people to fuck off than apologising to the masses these days. They don’t care about your apology. I’m just saying because I forgot to post my second ramble that I said I would on last weeks Weekly TES. Not that anyone really gave a shit, but either way, you can have it this Sunday instead I guess. Anyway, we have important shit to talk about…
Friday Night Restock!
We do actually have some new stuff that we’ve added to the website this week. I guess the main thing is aroma humidifiers!
We’ve added two new ones to the website, which look like this…
I really like the look of them. They even change colour - for anyone who likes them changing colour. They’re £14.99 and for this weekend if you order one you’ll be able to have a totally free 10ml aroma oil! Just make sure you add one to your basket and it should give you it for free.
They’re nice alternatives to using wax melts or candles I guess. Especially if someone doesn’t like to use fire - or perhaps they’re not allowed.
We will be adding to our 10ml aroma oil range at some point in the future - I think we’re going to go out and source new bottles and boxes to fit with the rebrand. But again, all of this stuff will take time.
We’ve got boobs!
Don’t panic, this isn’t going to be a section where I talk about Rachel’s breasts. Sure, I could talk about them, but that would be weird and I like to keep these newsletters fairly sensible and professional.
Here’s some tits…
We’ve already got Dunking Dickies! Now we’re less sexist and we have dunkable boobs too! Fuck me your nan is gonna be happy for Christmas isn’t she? You can get her some cocks for her tea which she can dunk and drip all over the tits. Some lovely flashbacks for Doris.
Feel free to have a look at our full adult snack range. We actually rank for a lot of them on Google so I’m guessing people like them for Christmas as we’ve sold a bunch more of this stuff lately.
Advent Calendars are REDUCED…
We wasn’t actually going to do anything with the advents, but truth be told, we had enough pots in the boxes in our “staff room” to be able to make up a bunch more advents. So we had two choices. ONE: just leave them for next year. TWO: put them on the website but drop the price.
We’ve gone with the latter. Mainly because when we first bought these calendars in the summer of 2022 I had hoped the business would keep growing ok and taking 1000 of them wouldn’t feel mental. Fast forward to now and it was probably a bad move as we do have quite a lot left. Welcome to business.
It does mean that they’ll likely be back next year too, but hopefully we’ll have two options! We’ll have our current advent on its own, or a totally new one!
So it’s on sale for £24.99. But you don’t get all the extras. So no Christmas clamshell and no bonus chocolate.
We’ve added more burners to the website too
We haven’t added many, but we do have two more electric burners on the website - also added ceramic ones too. But here they are…
Slightly different styles like. But there we go.
More brownies on the website!
We don’t have a massive selection of brownies available this week. Like we haven’t got cookies for you. But we are doing 6 flavours. So if anyone wants a brownie you know where to find them.
Anything else?
Umm… probably not.
Oh yeah, thank you to the one person on a live the other day who said that Black Cherry didn’t seem very strong. We actually changed the oil - I don’t even know why because I like our usual Black Cherry - I think we were trying some more oils from a newer company. But yeah, it’s nowhere near as good as our usual Black Cherry. It’s a lot more subtle and just not the same.
Honestly, if you ever dislike a melt feel free to let us know. Sometimes we take it with a pinch of salt - we all have preferences after all - other times we go “ah nah, they’re right like.” So your feedback is very helpful to us.
Other than that, that’s probably it.
I do actually need glasses - according to Asda - but just for laptop work. Which I am really starting to feel. I have to be a lot more direct with my laptop work now as it doesn’t take long before headaches start. Which is annoying given my job.
Besides, I’m trying to find better balance with everything. I’ve started doing it now where I’ll write a SHORT list at the start of the day and make sure those things get done and don’t worry about the rest.
Today was…
Make brownies
Add humidifiers
Write newsletter
I’ve probably said this a bunch of times - and Sunday’s ramble is about this too - but there’s an infinite amount of work when you have a business and I have to try my best to go “I’m doing this, and then I’m working on balance.”
So there’s my list done for the day.
Thank you all for still being here. Oh, and happy first of December!
Much love,
Ross & Rachel x