Hello people of the internet! It might not feel like it just yet, but Easter is ALMOST upon us. So we thought it was about time to launch our little Easter Bundle that we’re doing. If you’re a BIG fan of Easter, then stick around to see what you get.
Easter Bundle is now live
So we have a limited amount of cool Easter Bundles where you can have an Easter Clamshell, bunny OIL burner, and a fragrance oil - you can pick from Fresh Stoppable, Snow Fairy, or Dark Plum & Rhubarb. Here’s what it looks like…
I will admit that we had a little bit of a cockup with this one. And by “we” I mean the supplier. They listed the oil burner as a wax melt burner, but it’s not. It’s an oil burner. Don’t get me wrong, a LOT of people use oil burners for wax melts, and the only real difference is the height.
Wax melt burners should be around 10cm+ in height, oil burners can be much lower. The main reason for this is just down to giving a wax melt more distance from the flame to prevent them from burning too quickly, which could overwhelm your space with too strong a scent. That's about it.
Usual thing with wax melts, the higher the heat, the stronger the scent, the quicker the scent disappears.
So technically oil burners can still be used for wax melts, but I wouldn’t recommend it. Hence why we had to shift this deal and give you a bonus fragrance oil.
The Easter clamshell is around 200g in weight and you get Fresh Stoppable, Easter Bunny, Easter Eggs, and Fresh Grass. Then you pick the fragrance oil from the drop down options. Simple.
Oh, and you can also add on a pretty cool little bunny!
You can just add one of these on for just £4.99. I don’t think we’ve ever done home decor type items, but we saw this and thought “aww that’s cute.”
What scents have we added this week?
I’ll be honest, we haven’t poured a massive amount this week. We’ve added Iron Brue back to the website!
We made up a BUTTLOAD of Teddy Pot sample boxes too.
Umm… I think we’ve mainly topped a few up. I donno to be fair, Rachel took me off the inventory so her and Kath handle this sort of shit. I’m just the pretty face of the business. Hang on… she’s shouting scents at me. Easter stuff, Sugar Plum Fairy & Swan Lake - I did a video for those so I should remember - Passion Fruit Martini, Thai Lime & Mango - again, I did a video for that.
Oh, and I did another one!
It’s all coming back to me now. I did another design for a terrible cleaning one.
I will say that I have started grouping Pots & Clamshells together now when doing new listings. I will try and pick collections and go in and do them, but it’s going to take time to combine the listings. Besides, I have a VAT return to do within the next few weeks.
Oh, and Rachel said I’m weird for my Easter Eggs and Easter Bunny designs. I disagree.
Then we’ve added more books to the Story Time Candles!
I think you lot preferred having more choice last week for World Book Day, so we’re keeping the larger choice options for now. Pictures look sexy too! Minus the odd pen mark on the table from the kids. Lovely stroke of purple in this one…
WARNING: Adult Material Ahead
And then we have a new spicy book called First Down. Rachel read me a passage from it and it is in fact quite spicy. I’ll paraphrase what Rachel said, but I’m 90% certain the dude in the book had his thumb on the woman’s bumhole as she was climaxing. She seemed to enjoy it, so next time me and Rachel have a session and I’m going to quite literally give her a thumbs up experience.
Side note: Rachel said I can’t say any of that and I have to remove it.
There’s the book. I think I might do a video of me doing a reading. Little bedtime story for the saucy adults.
Oh, speaking of the Spicy Book, we also have TWO new toys! Have we said on the newsletter? I can’t remember. I know I did a TikTok video or two. But here they are:
You can get £10 off them when you buy them with a Spicy Story Time Candle.
You can see them in our sex toy range:
So you could buy your fella one so you have chance to read. Or you can buy one for yourself. It’s up to you, really.
Anyway I think that’s it…
If none of that excites you then I can confirm that NEXT FRIDAY we’ll be back with a restock of the emo range. We still have some left on the website - mainly clamshells - but we’ll be back with a restock of some of the ones from last time, and at least 4/5 totally new ones. So far we have:
Can you feel my heart
Bleeding Black - one that bleeds black
Let’s Lay in the Dead Grass - not emo, but I like the song
So Long and Goodnight
And then yeah, I think that’s it for this week.
Thank you all for reading and we’ll catch you all again.
Much love,
Ross & Rachel x