Hello people of the internet! Yes, I’m back with another email already. Don’t worry, I don’t usually do it twice in one day. You can even ask Rachel to check.
Ha. Jokes.
Anyway…
I’m here to basically say that we’ve added more stuff to the website.
Including...
The return of the Birthday Box!
Yay! It’s been a while since we did these, and the main reason for that was the potch of sorting the clamshells out. We basically used to tell people to tell us what ones they wanted, but often by the time we tried sorting the birthday box out the clamshells were sold out. But now that we have the automatic discounts on the website it SHOULD be fine.
All you have to do it add the birthday box to your basket THEN add THREE Teddy Clamshells and an automatic discount SHOULD make them FREE. That’s the best way we can do it.
Oh… and you can also have a totally customised Birthday Clamshell. So send us a photo, perhaps even a message, and we’ll turn it into a clamshell for the birthday person. You’ll also get…
Hersey's Birthday Chocolate bar
Candy Can Birthday Cake drink
Pick n Mix Bag (270g+)
Mini birthday cookies
Sounds alright, yeah?
What else…
Ooooooo we’ve also added new pens! We now have Ross & Rachel ones. They’re £1.75 and if you buy a Rachel one instead of a Ross one then I’ll happily bin your order. Understood?
What’s this duck!?
Got a farmer fetish?
Then we also have you covered.
Ok this is getting weird now
Sorry… what can I say, sometimes we add weird stuff to the website. We even have Jelly Boobs and Jelly Willies in the “other” section. You legit don’t know what you’ll find there.
But yeah… we’ve also added some other bits. Nothing major. We’ve added pots like Tranquil Tropics, Toasted Marshmallow, Bakewell Tart, Coconut, Fluffy Towels, and Cinderella. I think there were more, but I honestly forget. I’ve probably said before, but we are sometimes gradually trying to replenish stock while also having the odd restock of other stuff too.
Yeah I think that’s it…
Today we actually had all FOUR of us up the unit - ok, 4.5 as Teddy was there too - and it was really good being back to full strength and being a lot more productive. It always makes me and Rachel look forward to when the kids are all in school and we can actually do it every day through the week. But we have around 3 years before that’s a reality. And I’m not one for wishing away time.
Anyway… thank you all for reading this. I know it’s a lot to ask to get you to read 1900 words in the morning and then… ah ok… this one is like 500 words. So that’s not so bad.
But yeah… thank you all for the support! It really does mean a lot!
Much love,
Ross & Rachel x
Yay that bath box looks amazing!!!!!! That duck is cute too!!! I am very intrigued about the bath sex toy!!! Interesting x