Hey there! So here’s the “reveal” email for what the theme is going to be for the August edition of our monthly subscription box. Not that I’m going to say what’s inside, so it’s not exactly a reveal, it’s literally me just telling you the theme. I mean I could’ve just went on Instagram and went “here’s the theme” but I thought I’d waste everyone’s time instead.
So over the last two months we’ve literally taken you to four separate locations around the world, then we took you on a trip to the zoo, so as you might be able to guess, all the budget has gone so this time the trip is going to have to be a little bit shorter. For August, we’ll be taking you…
Into the Back Garden!
I know… what a super exciting place to visit. This subscription box is supposed to take you to places you might not be able to go. Letting you sniff the delights of the honey blossoms on the foothills of Mount Fuji, the pineapples along the way to Machu Picchu, the crisp coolness of a polar bear’s butt crack, or even the woodiness of an Okapi. This time we’ll simply open your back door and let you roam outside for a bit.
You’re basically now a dog.
Which to be fair, sounds proper exciting.
I mean you’re probably sat there reading this going…
“JESUS CHRIST ROSS! We’ve just had lockdown after lockdown after lockdown for the past 15 months mate, the last thing I want to do is go out into my garden yet again! Take me to Spain you big-nosed, squeaky-voiced, tank-top wearing twat.”
Little bit harsh to be honest with you, I don’t really feel like much of that was necessary. But I understand where you’re coming from, unfortunately though it’s too late to change. I mean I’ve already bought the oils and the gifts and to change this now would just be a lot of hassle. So you’re stuck with it.
You’ll just have to accept the smell of overgrown weeds, stale dog piss, the neighbours drifting smell of marijuana and damp clothes you forgot to get in when it started raining. Sorry about that. If you want those smells in your life, then feel free to purchase your box today!
Not that it’ll be sent today. It’ll be sent in August. We haven’t even made it yet.
Anyway…
So yeah, that’ll do. I only came here to bang out a quick one…
Thank you for reading and I’ll catch you all on here again sometime.
Much love,
Ross & Rachel x
August Subscription Box Reveal
Nice to see you managed to bang out a quick one today 😂 I don’t have a garden so looking forward to this sub box 🙂 as long as there is no lavender in it lol 🤢🤢🤮
Love the explanation for polar bear 🤣🤣🤣 and the serious dig at yourself, I laughed way to hard